Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
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You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.