Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
