Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"

Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.