Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*