Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!