Worst Jokes Ever

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

Ha, gay!

What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"

Not a joke; just a statement:

Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.

I want to di... dive! Yeah!

What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.

Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.

An apple gets picked.

What do you call a group of emos?

Limited Edition.

What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?

Legs.

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

What do 2 emo kids say to each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

*Slaps wrist*

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.