I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Worst Jokes Ever
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
I'm back.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Noob butter eater.
Erectile dysfunction.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
