Worst Jokes Ever
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
The best joke. (This Form)
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.