Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
There are only two genders.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
You're homeless, you orphan!
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"