Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

They both say "Hello children!"

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’