Worst Jokes Ever
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?