Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."