Worst Jokes Ever
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
What the fluff happened to this website?
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.