Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Friend

    • My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

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    • Bus Driver

    • A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."

    (Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)

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    • Kelly Clarkson

    • Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

    (And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

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    • Fatman

    • why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

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    • Japan

    • Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

    Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

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    • Nuke

    • Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

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    • Kelly Clarkson

    • Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.

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