Worst Jokes Ever
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.
The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!