Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Watch

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I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Symptom

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My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.

Piano

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What makes 2024 a terrifying year?

Pianos playing ragtime music keep falling out of the sky!

Car

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Honorable mention, who lived and died this way as a checkout girl?

Luke Combs!

Glory Hole

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Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.

I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.

Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.

Squirrel

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What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?

Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?

Chick

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What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?

They both drive with their blinker on.

Dildo

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Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.