Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?

He was actually quite funny...

He just blew the delivery.

(I'll show myself out).

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.