Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
I'm the joke.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)