Worst Jokes Ever
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
I'm the joke.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
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