What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
tj hairline is so far back,,if you travel back time you still won't find it
Dad: I heard and actor killed them selves with a knife, it was Reese something. Mom: Witherspoon. Dad: no with a knife you dummy.
Your mom said can you get to the dick game
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
uranus is pranouced ur anus
replace the v in venus wit a p
Q: what gun does africa not have A: a water gun
follow me and heard a nois so im dead
Why do- wait, what am i saying, what am I talking about?
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed , but someone died
What do you call a cute door? Adorable
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside. Coconut, what were you thinking of?
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle, cuCUMber. what were you thinking.
I’m not saying you’re ugly, but you’re the reason God created miscarriages!
brinnia so fat when she stepped o
