What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
