Worst Jokes Ever
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.