ur mom is spy <3 just like in bed
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
what do dropouts and Boeing 767 have in common?
they crash and burn
i hate adopted kids they r ugly snd stupid lmao
Why did the orphan cross the road Because he was tired of waiting for the milk
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering the minor.
What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
what did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing he was hanging
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Why is viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker
i saw a girl crying i asked her were are your parents she cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push
Did you know Paul walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his head and shoulders on the dashboard.
