Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Where's your off button?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.