9/11 jokes

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

Who's the world's fastest reader?

9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

Just do it.

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.