9/11 jokes

Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!

This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.

I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.

So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.