9/11 jokes
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.