9/11 jokes
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
I rate these jokes 9/11.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Google 'dancing Israelis'.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Just do it.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.