9/11 jokes
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Memes
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Just do it.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?