9/11 jokes

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

Why was 10 afraid?

Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!

Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?