9/11 jokes
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Memes
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.