What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
9/11 Jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
9/11.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
