9/11

9/11 jokes

Victim

Who's the world's fastest reader?

9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.

Reason

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

Front

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

Osama Bin Laden

911

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

Memes

Nine Eleven

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

Slogan

Twin Towers

Just do it.

Number

Twin Towers

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.

Cow

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

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  • People

    Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

    Laughter

    What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

    They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

    Ten

    If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

    Knock

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Orange.

    Orange who?

    Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

    Rape

    Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

    Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.