9/11 jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.