9/11 jokes

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was an amazing pilot.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

My dad died in 9/11.

But he was the pilot.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.