9/11

9/11 jokes

Kamikaze

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

Dad

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

Fat Person

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

Pentagon

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

Memes

Inconvenience

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

Story

Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.

Seven

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

Pilot

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

People

Twin Towers

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Mate

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

Mother-in-law

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.