9/11 jokes
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.