My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
