9/11 jokes
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.