9/11 jokes
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Memes
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.