9/11 jokes
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.