9/11 jokes
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
He was so close but so far
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.