9/11

9/11 jokes

People

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

School shooting

School Shooter

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

Category

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

Memes

Birthday

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?

Answer: 16

Jumper

What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

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Their knees.

*Ba dum tss*

Plane

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Head

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

Job

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.