9/11 jokes

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?

A: They always crash and burn.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

Google 'dancing Israelis'.

Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?

Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."