9/11 jokes
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Memes
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
9/11
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.