9/11 jokes

If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?

Because he was between 9 11.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

It's a tower.

No, it's a plane.

Me: Nope, it's 9/11.

9/11

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

9/11, am I right?

This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

My dad was a great pilot...

He died in 9/11.

My grandpa died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.