I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
