9/11 jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Memes
Here Comes the airplane
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
9/11
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
9/11, am I right?
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.