9/11 jokes
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.