9/11 jokes
9/11
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
9/11, am I right?
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Memes
9/11 sale
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.