9/11 jokes
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*