9/11 jokes
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.