9/11 jokes

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

How 9/11 Happened!:

Hey Bush, Truth or dare?

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

A: They tend to crash and burn.

9/11 jokes aren’t funny.

They always crash and burn.

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

9/11

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

You said that you would never forget!