9/11 jokes
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?