9/11 jokes

Who are the fastest readers of mankind?

The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.

If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?

Because he was between 9 11.

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.

Me: Wanna play 9/11?

Friend: What's that?

Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?

Because it flew over their heads.

9/11 happened... right?

The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.