9/11 jokes
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
9/11, 911, same thing.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.