9/11 jokes
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.