9/11

9/11 jokes

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

How do you know that Americans hate exercise?

9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?