9/11 jokes
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Google 'dancing Israelis'.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Ummmm 67.