9/11 jokes

I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?

Osama bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

I'll rate this a 9/11.

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.