9/11 jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Just do it.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.