What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
My dad died in 9/11 ,he was the best pilot I have ever seen though.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
