9/11

9/11 jokes

PTSD

  • So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

    He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

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  • People

  • Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

    Because they go down so well.

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  • Uncle

  • All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

    My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

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  • Documentary

  • We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

    I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

    Building

  • Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

    Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

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  • Pilot

  • Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

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  • Flu

  • The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

    The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

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