9/11 jokes
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.