Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.