9/11 jokes

Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

I shouted "Jenga" in class today.

We were watching clips of 9/11.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

I rate these jokes 9/11.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

What type of pizza did the twin towers order?

Plain.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."