I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Ever head the saying white people can’t jump?? Well I thinks that’s total bull shit you should have seen us on 9:11
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
why was 10 scared? bcs 9/11 came flying in
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Little red riding hood has to deliver food to her gramma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her gramma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked liked her gramma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little red riding hood?
Answer:16
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
