
9/11 jokes
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"