9/11 jokes

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

Why did 10 run away?

Now it's 8, 9/11.

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.

Why was number 10 scared?

It was surrounded by 9/11.

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

My dad died in 9/11....

He was a good driver.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.