What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victimns they when through 42 stories in 7seconds
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
my dad died in 9/11. he was such a good pilot
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
9/11 happened...right? The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
My uncle died in the 9-11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met
9/11 is like genders. There used to be two of them and now it’s a touchy subject.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. my dad was a great pilot!
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
what was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
their ankles.
lololol get it they fell from like 100 feet
Why was I angry on my plane, because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad? Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Why did ten die? It was between 9/11.
