9/11

9/11 jokes

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.