9/11 jokes

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

Why were the twin towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same!

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?

They're twins.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

Why did 10 run away?

Now it's 8, 9/11.

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.