9/11 jokes

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

9/11, am I right?

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.