9/11 jokes
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?