How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? 2 planes
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes but they all just crash and burn.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
9/11
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
