9/11 jokes
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.