My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Yall these 9/11 jokes ain't funny I ordered a plaine pizza in the twin towers
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
7 eleven 8 eleven 9/11
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard..
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
What was going through the heads of people in manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
