9/11 jokes
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.