9/11

9/11 jokes

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀