I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
9/11 Jokes
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
