9/11 jokes
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀