I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
9/11 Jokes
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
