9/11

9/11 jokes

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?

Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

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  • My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.