Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11 My friend: how? Justin: Justin!
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11 but airport security got him.
9/11 jokes are a bomb
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died like that shit is just plane wrong.💀
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes They never land Just like the plains
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
9/11 was probably just a women pilot
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
