9/11 jokes
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!