Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
9/11 Jokes
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
