9/11 jokes

Why were the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.

The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.

I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.