9/11 jokes
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.