9/11

9/11 jokes

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.