9/11 jokes
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!