9/11 jokes
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didnβt work... I guess the site crashed.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
βWho are the fastest readers in the world?β
βThe 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.β
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! ππ€£