Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?" Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?" Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..." Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then". He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!" Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."
What's about 12 inches long has a purple head and can make woman scream all night?
Cot death
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
whats thick 12 inches and in your mums throat my penis
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
whats the difference between a zit and a catholic priest? a zit will wait til 12 before it cums on your face.
The cop that is on a 12 o clock shift says hands up
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13...13...13...
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate".
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? -- Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m. and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!" "No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
