Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
11 Jokes
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
