11 jokes

What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?

7/11

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.