Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
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Q: If you were in a ra
9/11 911 same thing
my uncle died in 9/11 he was in the plane that crashed in the feild
I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
