11 jokes
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What died on 9/11? 2,996 people.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.