11 jokes

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

What's the square root of your dead?

9/11.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.

What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?

7/11

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.

I decided to go home.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.