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11 jokes

Plane

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Ten

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

9/11

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Pilot

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Uncle

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Memes

Pilot

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

Head

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Reader

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

Assault

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.

I decided to go home.