11 jokes
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
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What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.