11 jokes

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

Q: What is 9 + 11?

A: 9/11

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

What's the square root of your dead?

9/11.

What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?

7/11

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!