11 jokes

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.

Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?

7/11

What's the square root of your dead?

9/11.

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.

I decided to go home.