I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
