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11 jokes

Flu

    • The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

    The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

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    • Mama

    • At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

    At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

    At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

    At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

    11 memes

    School shooting

    • 1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

    2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

    3) 10 dead babies.

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    • Math class

    • Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

    Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

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    • Reason

    • I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

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    • 9/11

    • If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

    That one really *crashed and burned*.

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    • Covid

    • What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

    I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

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    • Mom

    • When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

    Man

    • What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.