11 jokes

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?

He lost May.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?

They are just two plane.

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.