11 jokes
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
I rate these jokes 9/11.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.