11 jokes
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.