11 jokes

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?

Because he lost May!

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?

He lost May.

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?

They are just two plane.

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.