11 jokes
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Memes
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.