11 jokes
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.