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7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.