I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11
9/11 victims are the best readers
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven".
The first guy says "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times". The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says "11 years and only once" and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says "20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart" and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".
The guy looks up and says "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard"
Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn
Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget
( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
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You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize when I did it hit me like a plane
You know I like my girls how I like my 9/11. Two twins that go down easy
you know how 7 ate 9 why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9 11 🤣
What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
I dont like 9 11 jokes they have a tendency to crash and burn
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great but when I tell them to others they tend to crash and burn
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes? They are just two plane
