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11 jokes

Documentary

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When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Building

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Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Time

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I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Pilot

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

Emo

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

Mom

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When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.