11 jokes

I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

11:45 - Arrived at crime scene.

11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle.

11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain.

11:45 - Realized watch was broken.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?