11 jokes
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."
The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."
The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"