11 jokes
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.