11 jokes
I rate these jokes 9/11.
I poo 11 times a day.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
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My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.