11 jokes

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

What is 9+9? 18.

What is 9+10? 19.

What is 9+11? -2996.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

I poo 11 times a day.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

What goes moo? Cow.

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I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?