11 jokes
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.