11 jokes
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."
The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."
The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.