11 jokes
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.