11 jokes
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.