11 jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.