At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
11 Jokes
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
