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Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

I rate these jokes 9/11.

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.