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Pilot

  • Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

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  • Comedy

  • I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

    And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

    It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

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  • Flu

  • The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

    The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

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  • 9/11

  • Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

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