11 jokes
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
9/11.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.