11 jokes
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
9/11.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Son: Daddy?
Dad: Why tf do you keep calling me daddy? You're 11 years old, feminine gay hoe.
Son: Whoa!? Daddy, what's that?
Dad: Wtf are you talking about?
Son: Your dick has gotten more tastier?
Son: Ooh... I..... Just.... Wanna.... Sssuuc
Dad: Oh nope, I'm not having a gay hoe's fiend in my house, no quit looking at my dick, you need some pussy.
Son: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww nooooo plz no plz
Dad: Shut the fuck up: ehr em
Mom: What the fugde is going on?
Dad: Our son's a gay bitch.
Mom: Language! So? I need to teach him how to like a girl huh?
Dad: Yes Ma'am, plz.
Mom: Okay. Herman, get your gay ass in my bed but naked, I'll be there in 10.
Son: wha whey huh ur gonna... wtf?!?!?!??
Mom: Quit cursing, I'm gonna fuck u extra hard!!
Son: Ewww, I'm gonna fuck my mom even though she is hot sexy but eeewwww.
Mom: Shut it!!!, or I'm gonna recordid and *fliped her hair taking off her panies (pussy naked)* and show this to ur gay fuck friends!
Son: Huh
Son: Mom FUCK U*
Mom: Okay baby I'm gonna fuck u in a minute lemme tak my bra off
Son: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Son: Moms are the worst, are they?
Me no there not sometimes but i love them teheheteheh
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.