11 jokes
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I poo 11 times a day.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."
The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."
The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.