11 jokes

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?

My dick.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.