11 jokes

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

My dad died in 9/11.

He was a good pilot.

Why is ten afraid?

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

I poo 11 times a day.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.