11 jokes
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
I poo 11 times a day.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.