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Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

How do you know that Americans hate exercise?

9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.