11 jokes
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."