11 jokes
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
How a regular Valentines day goes:
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.