11 jokes
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.