11 jokes
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. π
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
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Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! π€£π€£π€£
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldnβt joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!π₯
I rate these jokes 9/11.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.