Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
9/11 911 same thing
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 pro??
A: because it doesnt have a home button
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
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So we all know why 6 was afraid of seven; because it eight nine, But why was ten scared? it was in between 9/11.
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
