11 jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?

9/11 victim!

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Why was the number 10 afraid?

Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?

Because he lost May!

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.