What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
Why was number 10 scared
It was surrounded by 9/11
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
I would tell a joke but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11 he’s the greatest pilot that went down with the twin towers
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
You learn something new everyday. Like the people in 9 11 are the worlds fastest readers they went through 100s in under a seconds
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
