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At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8