11 jokes

Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?

He lost May.

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?

They're twins.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.