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10 jokes

Pedo

    • I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"

    I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."

    She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.

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    • Artist

    • Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

    Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

    But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

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    • Dad

    • Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

    Next day:

    Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

    Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

    The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

    Proof that words really can hurt.

    10 memes

    Shower

    • What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?

    If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.

    Name

    • Teacher: "What's your name?"

    Student: "Hang on a second."

    10 seconds later:

    Teacher: "Is something wrong?"

    Student: "Hang on a second!"

    20 seconds later:

    Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"

    Student: "Hang on a second!!!"

    Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"

    Student: "Hang on a second!"

    Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"

    Student: "Just listen to me!"

    Teacher: "Go on, speak!"

    Student: "Hang on a second!"

    Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"

    Student: "Hang on a second!!!"

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    • Year

    • 10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!

    Whip

    • Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

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    • Strip club

    • A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."

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    • Cannibal

    • Three guys landed on a cannibal island. The cannibal chef told them if they wanted to live, they had to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to him, and he would tell them what to do.

    So the first guy brings 10 apples, and the chef said if he could shove all 10 of those in his ass without making a sound, he could live. He was three apples in and made a sound, and they ate him. The second guy brought grapes; nine grapes in, and he burst out laughing. The cannibals ate him. Then the first guy said, "Why'd you laugh? You were almost there!" The other guy who had the grapes said, "I couldn't help it, I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples."

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    • Pedophile

    • Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.

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