If i had 10 dyno nuggies and Jamal tried to take one i would have ten dyno nuggies and Jamal's head
What’s 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
Six was scared of seven because 789 so why was 10 scared because he was caught between 9/11
The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?" Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
Guys say “I love gape horn” really loud and you will get good luck for 10 yesrs
Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10
roses are red violets are blue i have 10 fingers the middle ones are for u
When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
Why is 10 so sad cus it was in the middle of 9/11
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse then 10 babyies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90
Whats the difference between a priest and MCDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
