Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?" Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
roses are red violets are blue i have 10 fingers the middle ones are for u
Guys say “I love gape horn” really loud and you will get good luck for 10 yesrs
Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse then 10 babyies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?
A.10
a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
in america 1 in 10 houses there are a paedophiles
not me i live next to a smoking hot 8 year old
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
