10 jokes
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.