There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?
A.10
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Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
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Name the emojis if you do then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section. 1. 😀 whats this emoji meaning? 2. 😃 whats this emoji meaning? 3. 😚 whats this emoji meaning? 4. 😁 whats this emoji meaning? 5. 😍 whats this emoji meaning? 6. 😋 whats this emoji meaning ? 7. 🧐 whats this emoji meaning? 8. 😟 whats this emoji meaning? 9. 😳 whats this emoji meaning? 10. 😟 whats this emoji meaning? 11. 😰😨 whats this emoji meaning? 12. 😏 whats this emoji meaning? 13. 😬 whats this emoji meaning? 14. 🤐😣 whats this emoji meaning? 15. 😦🥺 whats this emoji meaning? The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
in america 1 in 10 houses there are a paedophiles
not me i live next to a smoking hot 8 year old
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list. But no pun in ten did.
anti funny joke why do depressed people want to kill them selves to be loved on the news show for 10 minutes
why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12? they don't have a home button
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yo dad went to get milk and still hasint came back 10 years later !!!!!!!!
Why did 10 have trauma? Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive💀
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
