10 jokes
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Biden did 9/10.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Was 9 + 10?
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Mom! (DYM 10)