10 jokes
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.