10 jokes
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
It was 9/10.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
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