10 jokes
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.