10 jokes
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.