10 jokes
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.