1 1 jokes
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
What's 1 + 1?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?