1 1 jokes
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
What's 1 + 1?
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
1+1? Too hard.
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What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =