1 1 jokes
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
What's 1 + 1?
1 + 1 = window.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
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