Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: *hangs up*
1+1? two hard.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
THE MILKY WAY!1!!1!!!11!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!1111!1!
What's 1 + 1
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids but 1 kid said 5 then I said your mom fells inbarest cause everyday you look in to the mirror you see how empty your brain is
It’s me back at it again
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1,
what’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrot🥕
What is Bill Gates’ favourite equation?
1 + 1 =
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 9/1/1.
1 + 1 = window
ever noticed 9-1-1(the number for the po-po) is the Great Date(9-11)...Hmmm.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the 2 of us
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow
What is 1 + 1? They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
1+1=3 just add 9 months
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9/11 happened...right? The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
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