Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: *hangs up*
1+1? two hard.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
THE MILKY WAY!1!!1!!!11!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!1111!1!
What's 1 + 1
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
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what’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What is Bill Gates’ favourite equation?
1 + 1 =
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrot🥕
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 9/1/1.
1 + 1 = window
ever noticed 9-1-1(the number for the po-po) is the Great Date(9-11)...Hmmm.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the 2 of us
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow
What is 1 + 1? They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
1+1=3 just add 9 months
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9/11 happened...right? The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
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