Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
1 1 Jokes
1+1? Too hard.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
What's 1 + 1?
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
1 + 1 = window.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
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9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
