A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends on 2 came out where are the others?
(getting brutaly murdered)
How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm cst
Hey guys, I just wanna say I say what happened to Kanye, he is one of my favorite rappers and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said, I completely support him and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships-Collin Kaepernick
i once called a group of emos the suicide squad
Why is your hairline so putt back it’s looking like it was slapped by will smith and it need to be fixed
Why cant orphans be kidnapped? Cause most kidnappers use a family van
What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them
The plane said to the tower "Your so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms"
I made a website for orphans but it did not have a home page
When I have a staring contest, I always win. Everyday, I see blind people who hate me.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother. Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
hey do you wanna hear a joke ? no im already looking at one
doctor suess break up lines one fish two fish blue fish red fish im breaking up with you bitch
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfil her rape fantasy
You: I have a nice hairline Your friend: Since when do you have one. You: I forgot
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested it's factuality-
Well it's been some good years now Haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
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