Worst Jokes Ever
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I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.