Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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  • What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?

    They both drop.

    So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

    Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.

    When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

    So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.

    A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.

    Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"

    "No, I named myself," she answered.

    "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

    "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.

    ‘BJ Titsngolf’

    What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

    They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.