Worst Jokes Ever
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Two sentence horror stories go.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.