Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"

The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."

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    • Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

    I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

    "Oh, waiter! Waiter!"

    "Yes, sir?"

    "Do you have frog's legs?"

    "Why, yes."

    "Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"

    When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.

    Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."

    Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.