Worst Jokes Ever
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.