Worst Jokes Ever
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.