Worst Jokes Ever
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
That moment when you poop 😂
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.