Worst Jokes Ever
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
Olivia Rodrigo