Worst Jokes Ever
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Like if you meet someone emo.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Eli is hot.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.