Why was the twin towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What went up but never came down? Stephen hawking's IQ
pp hi
Your mummy so tall she uses the Effiel tower is a dildo
Guy and Girl are in shower talking to each other Guy:lets drop the soap Girl:lets do it
You used to be someone’s Sunshine but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, You Mau Mau warrior.😂😂😂
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
What hurts the most?😹
A. Breaking up before chewing
B. Breaking up after chewing . 😂😂😂😂
ABIGABA DANIELTM
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them .., mbu wait l see how this week goes ..🤔
Your mama so fat that she can’t even talk even she Kevin say oh my gosh cause she has a big ass mouth
why was 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Your mom is so fat. She starts the alphabet with the letter o for obesity hahaha
you look like a cat
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
Why was the north tower a bad doctor when the south tower collapsed? Bc the north tower didn’t do cpr
I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food
