Worst Jokes Ever
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
like this if you have ever been abused.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.