Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.