Worst Jokes Ever
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.