Worst Jokes Ever
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole π
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
My favorite sex position is βWOW.β It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. ππππ
Joe Biden doesnβt follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.