Worst Jokes Ever
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Whatβs the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! π€¬
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!