Worst Jokes Ever
it was just a prank bro.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok đ
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, itâs DiGiorno!
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Whatâs the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? âJames Brown - Get on Upâ
Whatâs the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? âVan Halen - Jumpâ
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? âI Can't Breathe - Juice Wrldâ
Eli is hot.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesnât have a home page.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"