Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

When you end up pregnant...

Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

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    • Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?

    Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

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    • What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

    One of them knows the definition of no.

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    • Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"

    Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."

    Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."

    Dad: "Exactly, son."

    What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?

    I know how to use an exercise band.

    Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

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    • Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

    So they don't whistle on the way down!