Worst Jokes Ever
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
like this if you have ever been abused.
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.