Worst Jokes Ever
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Two sentence horror stories go.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.