Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."