Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.