Worst Jokes Ever
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
it was just a prank bro.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Like if you have a dad.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.