Worst Jokes Ever
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
Like if you wanna have sex.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.