What is an iraqui’s kid favorite game
Minesweeper
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more
Why are Americans so bad Clash Royal? Because they already lost two towers
What do you call a teddy bear that Fool
Stuffed
WHy can you never trust adoms
because they make up everything
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Holy cow! A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
I ran over three disabled kids
Cripple kill
What do you call 5 gays on fire ? LGBBQ
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheelchair gusse who came crawing back
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Why cant orphans eat chips? Because they come in family size.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
Knock knock...Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise mother fucker!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing
Call of duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever.
Why don’t cheetahs get married? They always cheat on each other
What did the green grape say too the purple one
Calm down and take a breath
Two teenagers were raping an 11 year old girl in an ally, so I stepped into help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
