Worst Jokes Ever
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
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I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.