Worst Jokes Ever
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Two sentence horror stories go.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.