Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Like if you are gay.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.