Worst Jokes Ever

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."

Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.

What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.

What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.

Never search up "monkey with blue balls."

An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.

Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.

When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.

When I woke, I was being sexually abused.

What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?

"STUPID VINIGGER!"

Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?

Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.

Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.

Father: Now you know.

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

Drama queens be like: =- (

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?

A donation team.

I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.