Worst Jokes Ever
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.