Worst Jokes Ever
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.