Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
Like if you know someone is emo.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
it was just a prank bro.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.