Worst Jokes Ever
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.