Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.