Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.