Worst Jokes Ever
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Ummmm 67.
One day I was walking next to a home less man and he was eating grass I asked him if he was hungry he said yes I said follow me you should of seen his face when I showed him my back yard 😂😂😂😂
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
One hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
I regret my abortion.
I didn’t know child labor was an option.