What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
UNBLINGABLE
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Adolf Hitler
It davving on the eons broski
daeveeonnnn
Daveon...
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
"Mhm...So you're gay" -Darling
I arrived at a restaurant early and manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said I don’t mind and he said OK. Take these trays to table 9.
What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy
Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge
