Worst Jokes Ever


in Terrorism

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.


in Orphan

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Hitler follower

What do you call a blind german? someone who can Nazi!

Mean guy

in Self Harm

Someone said to stop hurting myself but I'm still trying to cut me arms off

pickle rickle nickle

in Chin

I was going to talk about your chin but i wasnt sure which one to write about.


A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."


in Poor

Yo mama so poor she eats πŸ₯£ cereal with a fork to safe πŸ₯› milk


in Hairline

Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M


So I accidentally just tipped over my parylized sister.


in Woman

i don't need a punch in karens are the only joke i need

GG Miller

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

Billy the redneck

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."


in Orphan

Why are orphans bad at baseball

Because they can’t find home base




Why did the sperm cross the road β€”β€”β€”β€” because I put on the wrong sock today


in Orphan

why are orphans so bad at baseball because they don't know where home is


Why don’t asians get stung by bees?

Because they are always expected to get β€œA’s”


in Depression

What is the difference between me and a fire

Its hot