What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! š¤£š¤£š¤£
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorcaš„µ
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
Itās the premium version of gay.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
Want my cookie? Come and get it... š
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
What the fluff happened to this website?
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
