Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.

I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.

I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.

He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.

What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?

They both kidnap Canadian women!