Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.