THE TERRORIST
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What do you call a blind german? someone who can Nazi!
Someone said to stop hurting myself but I'm still trying to cut me arms off
I was going to talk about your chin but i wasnt sure which one to write about.
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
Yo mama so poor she eats π₯£ cereal with a fork to safe π₯ milk
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M
So I accidentally just tipped over my parylized sister.
i don't need a punch in karens are the only joke i need
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
Why are orphans bad at baseball
Because they canβt find home base
Daryll
Why did the sperm cross the road ββββ because I put on the wrong sock today
1 like = 1 more child in my blender
why are orphans so bad at baseball because they don't know where home is
Why donβt asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get βAβsβ
What is the difference between me and a fire
Its hot