How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2 but now it’s a sensitive topic.

Why did the orange fall off the tree? Cause he went out on a limb

What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A lambo.

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Why did you scream? Oh… Hellen Keller she tried to cook… 😨

How does Helen Keller say dad? I don’t know but you should ask her… wait never mind she can’t talk.

Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom? Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked? That’s what you get for not keeping your mouth shut.

What’s a ton of white people running down a hill called? A avalanche. What’s a ton of black people running down a hill called. A mudslide. What’s a ton of Mexican people running down a hill called? Jailbreak

What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.

I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000" But that’s not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.

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What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm

An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner

Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c

Why do you joke about Helen Keller? She was a good person and she learned sign language and learn to talk. So Why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar

your so ugly even smara gets jealous

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side

What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot? Bigfoot is real