In syria, there are no walmarts, only targets
What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
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What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
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“Would you like to play the rape game?” “No wtf” She replied “Thats the spirit!”
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
i saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' tshirt so i said "286lb"
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what do you call a black coconut? a CoonConut
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
What do call a website that openly encourages racist posts.
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What is a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body </3
