Worst Jokes Ever

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

What do you call a blind german? someone who can Nazi!

Someone said to stop hurting myself but I'm still trying to cut me arms off

I was going to talk about your chin but i wasnt sure which one to write about.

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

Yo mama so poor she eats 🥣 cereal with a fork to safe 🥛 milk

Me: hey friend!

Friend: yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.

Friend: Touch

Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)

Friend: Grass

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass

Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M

So I accidentally just tipped over my parylized sister.

i don't need a punch in karens are the only joke i need

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."

Why are orphans bad at baseball

Because they can’t find home base

Daryll

Why did the sperm cross the road ———— because I put on the wrong sock today

1 like = 1 more child in my blender

why are orphans so bad at baseball because they don't know where home is

Why don’t asians get stung by bees?

Because they are always expected to get “A’s”

What is the difference between me and a fire

Its hot