All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
No More Virgins in Heaven
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Explain Bear
Listen up, tiny brain. The joke is that Chuck Norris is so legendary he 'finished' all the rewards in heaven before anyone else could show up. You probably struggle to finish a sandwich, let alone an entire afterlife. Facts don't care about your feelings, and Chuck doesn't care about your virgins.